Thursday, December 08, 2005

Can't believe the news today

The other day I got a paper, and for some reason that paper was full of the weirdest headlines ever. (And this was not the National Enquirer. This is Guardian news.)

Boy watched Shrek, then killed parents. (guess what's blacklisted next)
Murdoch: ' I deserve more respect' (things you say huh? to)
Scientists, be on guard... ET might be a malicious hacker (homelessness turned ET to a life of crime)
Clone human embryo creator admits ethical lapses in work (well, duh!)
Lobbyists fight to fly aborted foetus ads over Hawaiian beaches (of all places?? What are they trying to achieve??)

It's stuff like this that makes me zone out and disconnect. How fuckin warped is this planet?

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