Tuesday, February 07, 2006

An Ode to Vanity

I got I.D.ed!!!!!!

And not because I wanted to purchase hard drugs or alcohol or hire a male prostitute.

No. Because I wanted to buy a Bottom video (for you non-English folk, that's not anal porn. It's rated-18 comedy featuring Rik Mayall and Adrian Edmondson in all their disgusting, vulgar glory.)

Man, those two sweet old ladies must have thought I'm really innocent.


YES!!! Sugar Mama's still got it!

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