According to the Bournemouth Uni student paper, a Bournemouth Uni student has recently broken a national record… in masturbating. 7 1/2 hours. Apparently he was in pain for two days after.
Had he gone an hour longer, he would have broken the world record.
Yep, this town produces academics en masse. It’s so Bournemouth it’s almost satire.
Still, there’s stamina if I’ve ever seen it. I am impressed and will get his phone number.
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