What a bargain!!

Yes, this is for real. Isn't the description in picture-book real estate speak -

(I think I just made up an oxymoron... you know, like 'Liberal Media' and 'Compassionate Conservatives')

just brilliant?

Translate: Never before have we tried to sell anyone such a shithole, which we will call 'dwelling' because it doesn't qualify as a house. Situated not quite at the ass of the universe, but you can see it from there, and the wasteland that surrounds it. Do with it what you want: build a bigger house around it, be pathetic and try to renovate it, but we recommend you knock it down and put something normal there instead. Like a rocket silo or an ant farm. But only after you buy this overpriced piece of cac from us.