Tuesday, November 02, 2004

10 great ways of using Coke (TM)

1.) Get you fat.
2.) Rot your teeth.
3.) Corrode your stomach lining.
4.) (in case of diet coke) Damage your brain.
5.) (in case of diet coke) Increase your chance of getting cancer.
6.) (in case of diet coke) Get you fat.
7.) Efficient drain cleaner.
8.) Efficient rust remover.
9.) Efficient window cleaner.
10.) Recently re-discovered as a cheap and efficient alternative to pesticides.

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"Drink ?

Think ! "

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