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Which evil criminal are you?
Charles Manson!
"Mad as a hatter and friend of Beach Boy Dennis Wilson, you believe that the Beatles song Helter Skelter is indicative of a coming race war, where the "blackies" will win. You also consider yourself a talented folksinger.
You have amassed a group of female followers known as The Family, who perform killings for you and look upon you as if you were Jesus Christ. You have sex with each and every one of them, and encourage them to have sex with each other, but they're most famous for killing pregnant actress Sharon Tate.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you wrote a Beach Boys song and killed Roman Polanski's wife with the following fine graphic:"
Which Evil Criminal are You?
A Rum and Monkey crime.
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Which horrible affliction are you?
The Bubonic Plague!
"You're infamous. You're usually deadly when left untreated. You're spread by a flea.
That's how cool you are.
If you wish, you can proudly tell the world that you wiped out much of the human population of the Earth hundreds of years ago with the following fine graphic:"
Which Horrible Affliction are you?
A Rum and Monkey disease.
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Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
-Must kill, ha ha, ha ha! Death! Playground antics! Cake and cheese! Yes! you're an
Insane ninja child!
"The blast must have hit you particularly strong, because you've gained a billion new superpowers and can take on anyone you want. Even that kid Gunrock-with-nine-arms from down the street. Only problem is, it's driven you completely insane and you now have a thirst for blood equalled only by your thirst for vengeance and peeing in the kitchen bin.
No, stop! That's what the toilet's for. Stop I say!"
Which Survivor of the Impending Nuclear Apocalypse Are You?
A Rum and Monkey joint.
Found at http://rumandmonkey.com/, which looks frickin hilarious... for someone strange like me...
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