SAD

(A very British poem)

What the fuck is this, man?
No fucking light
It has been ages since I caught a ray
of SUN
The weather has been a
Cunt
Not just recently, but for
Months (I made it rhyme, there, nearly!)
This Siberian shite, keep it
To yourself
Dark as a bear’s arse
And cold
As a witch’s
It makes me grumpy and
SAD

Until one morning in March
Lo!
A ray of light

About fucking time!